Laurel Doherty's Very Secret Diaries of the Nazgūl

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Notes on the Text:
First of all, these are based on the adventures of the Nazgūl in the Lord of the Rings movie, i.e. the one with Elijah Wood in it. Specifically, the diaries only cover The Fellowship of the Ring, as the other two movies haven't come out yet and it would be hard for me to write a parody on a movie I haven't seen.

Secondly, in order to understand this, you probably should at least see the movie and read the book. There are also a lot of references to things from other parodies that I've read, most of them by Cassie Claire. So just in case you haven't read them, first of all, do, and I'll try to explain everything in footnotes.

Also, just for the record, Aragorn is MINE!! Mine and no one else's. Arwen can have Gimli or somebody.

Note from the Editor: When possible, the authors of the several works parodied in this one were notified and their permission was asked before publication, including Cassie Claire, John Walton, and Kyra Davies, but unfortunately not J.R.R. Tolkien. Oh well.

Other than that, everything here is © Laurel Doherty. This page was handcoded in Notepad by Kyra Davies.