Chapter 26: An Opinion On Opinions

Emily Levesque

I have absolutely no opinion whatsoever on opinions, or other people's opinions on opinions. This makes this article, in my opinion, very pointless. I also have no opinion on that opinion. I hope that my opinions expressed in this article do not offend other people's opinions of me, their opinions on life in general, their opinions on other people's opinions, or their opinions on their own opinions. In my opinion, if this article on opinions affects your own opinion on opinions and articles about them so much, you are a very gullible person that needs some stronger opinions, since in my opinion this article on opinions says absolutely nothing. However, this is just my opinion, which I also have no opinion on. If anybody has any opinions on my opinion, the opinions in this article, my opinion on opinions, and my opinions about the specific opinions in this article, it is my opinion that they re-examine their own opinions, even though I myself have no opinion on their personal opinions and the opinion I just expressed.

If you have stayed with me through all this, it is my opinion that you are either very bored or have a very good attention span.

I also have no opinion on that opinion.

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